The thought of two thousand people crunching celery at the same time horrified me.”
― George Bernard Shaw
Alas, I will never be a vegetarian! There, I've said it. I've no war against greens, in fact, I'm dear fond of the lot - well most, but lettuce sanctimony isn't one of my noble virtues.
I did try once or twice, but square things about yourself, you ought to face. The silk smooth glide of a fluffy tomato-basil omelette is a sample of luscious temptation. Unjustly depriving myself is a thought too terrible. Truly, I am carnal, sigh!